Cuomo’s dog was secretly promoted to ‘Captain’


Cuomo’s dog was secretly promoted to ‘Captain’
Cuomo’s dog was secretly promoted to ‘Captain’

New York’s best dog got a mystery promotion — major political wags to suggest it’s a part of a plan to spice up his master’s Democratic pedigree.

Trooper, a cute Northern Inuit who joined Gov. Cuomo’s family in January, was renamed Captain by the time he was once shown off to the puparazzi Feb. 12.

“The dog were given a quick promoting,” quipped Democratic guide George Arzt. “If You’re operating for president, you’ll be able to’t simply have a trooper by means of your aspect — you may have to have a captain, like Captain The United States.”

“Trooper implies state govt,” Fordham University political scientist Dr. Christina Greer stated. “Captain is patriotic and implies army.”

“Trooper” additionally reminded Greer of state police scandals Cuomo would possibly rather omit.

One was once the name of the game salary hikes given to most sensible state police brass just before Cuomo took office in 2011. And not too long ago, Cuomo has been hounded for assigning more state troopers to patrols in The Big Apple City.

The gov wanted to name the dog Excelsior, which is the state motto.

But his daughters vetoed that concept, and settled on Captain — a transfer Cuomo spokesman Richard Azzopardi known as a “coup d’état.”

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