Amy Schumer promised oral sex in wedding vows


Amy Schumer promised oral sex in wedding vows
Amy Schumer promised oral sex in wedding vows

If her vows are any indication, Amy Schumer’s marriage to Chris Fischer can be wonderful.

The 36-year-antique comedian spread out approximately tying the knot and her first few weeks of wedded bliss via recounting the main points of her special occasion at the Sirius XM show “You Up with Nikki Glaser,” stories E! Information.

Speaking in their vows, Schumer exclaimed, “Mine sucked! i assumed mine have been just right, I wrote mine in like, 20 minutes. i was crying whilst I wrote them, but his blew me out of the water so exhausting.”

“In my vows i’m going, ‘However I promise I’ll keep happening on you, despite the fact that everyone tells me I won’t,’” she chuckled. “And his were like, heckling me too. He was once like, ‘the other day I misplaced a tennis fit and you called me a f–king loser.’ It was once all like awful s–t.”

up to now, things were nice between the couple, who tied the knot on Feb. 13 in a secret ceremony.

Chris Fischer and Amy SchumerInstagram

“It feels f–king excellent!” Schumer shouted. “I’m a spouse as hell. however it’s like a novelty. Any Person went to sit down subsequent to Chris and he’s like, ‘My wife is sitting right here,’ after which I got again and he was excited to inform me that he stated that. I simply were really overusing it to a degree that’s insane. Like, whilst it’s completely uncalled for.”

And even as being married might make Schumer lovely happy, she’ll omit a few issues about the single lifestyles, like informal overdue-night romps.

“I’ve been considering certain issues … This show is named ‘You Up,’ proper? I don’t assume I’ll ever get a textual content like that once more,” she quipped. “you understand what I imply? And that made me in point of fact satisfied, but in addition in point of fact unhappy.”

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